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(n) A mysterious creature that is best described as a mix between a whale and a dragon. They primarily dwell on the sun, where they hold conferences, but come down to Earth twice a year to rape and pillage. They love water and snow, and are often seen wandering the plains of Colorado in solitude. They become invisible to humans when they don't want to be seen or become frightened.
Did you see that Neshticles taking a bath?
neshticles by Zasmus January 1, 2008
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Nashota (Na-sho-/tah) is the female form of the native american name for "twin."

It is used to demonstrate a close sibling-like and spiritual oneness between two ancestrally linked heritants of amerindian blood.
I don't know who I would be without my Nashota.

You haven't really lived until you've had a Nashota.

Her name might be Sarah, but she'll always be Nashota to me.
nashota by P September 2, 2008
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**This is the correct definition for the word Neshat. **

This word is taken from older Iranian dialect.
1. Neshat(pronounced N---eh-shhh-awww-t) is defined as "happiness" or "happy" in the Farsi language.

Neshat does not mean a desert rodent or feces.
Any other definition for Neshat other than the Iraninan word meaning happiness is not correct.

2. Neshat is also a Persian name for a female.
"The kids playing were laughing and smiling you can tell they were neshat.

Her name is Neshat.
Neshat by Neshat June 1, 2009
A small desert rodent resembling a mouse, a desert shrew. The characteristics of a neshat have led too several meanings of the word. The cry of a neshat is known to be loud, often very irritating, thus neshat is used as a term to represent an annoying sound. The cry also has become associated with the deafening explosion of an atomic bomb. The term neshat is often used to refer to one of Iran's illegitimately produced atomic bombs. Neshats in the wild seen in the wild are usually found excreting feces everywhere on everything. Yet the creature is extremely rare often hard to find, because of this the few remaining Iranian princesses are also called Neshats. There whereabouts for the most part are unknown.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
neshat by Jake A. September 21, 2008

Nashotah Nasty 

When a male makes a woman do a handstand then shits in her vagina.
You really did the Nashotah Nasty!
Nashotah Nasty by Cody Schreck October 1, 2008
1. A desert creature bearing resemblance to a mouse of a rat, a desert shrew.
2. An Iranian Made: Weapon of Mass Destruction, Atomic Bomb, or Dirty Bomb.
3. A loud and scratchy, usually irritating sound
4. The unimaginable explosion of sound associated with an Atomic Bomb.
5. The act of excreting feces.
6. An Iranian Princess.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
neshat by Jake A. September 22, 2008
1. A desert creature bearing resemblance to a mouse of a rat, a desert shrew.
2. An Iranian Made: Weapon of Mass Destruction, Atomic Bomb, or Dirty Bomb.
3. A loud and scratchy, usually irritating sound
4. The unimaginable explosion of sound associated with an Atomic Bomb.
5. The act of excreting feces.
6. An Iranian Princess.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
neshat by Jake A. September 22, 2008