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Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
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empty nester 

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.
Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!
empty nester by wmem May 9, 2006
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Nestea and the Double C 

Nestea- An iced tea beverage enjoyed by all.

Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.

Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.
Slick was goin' hyphy on Nestea and the Double C last night; he ghost rode his whip while bending the block!
She is bad and good. She is talented and bougie
She is a Neshell
Neshell by Bad and bougie💜 January 8, 2017
An introvert, likes being alone. Often misunderstood. Very shy but intelligent. Creative and loves gaming. Modest and beautiful, known for having the most gorgeous eyes. It's very rare for her to open up to anybody. When comfortable around someone, she's funny and historical. She's very adventorous and curious. She's very unique and she's one of a kind. Good at hiding feelings, but very sensitive. She has a very low tolerance and is short tempered but when she truly loves someone, she'll be able to tolerate them. She's very fun once you get to know her...well that's if she lets you get to know her, she's mysterious, a mystery yet to be solved, many secrets buried deep to uncover.
guy1- wow those eyes, who's that girl?
me - naseeha, my future wife, back off
naseeha by Broinislam August 15, 2017
1. A word or sound used to break and awkward silence
2. A sound used to describe a place or person
3. Something to say if you are jokingly being a creeper
4. Just a really fun sound to make
1. (silence after lame joke) "neeeeh....."

2. a. "Dude, that guys kinda neeeeh...."
b. "Man, that Mr. Inconvenience is really neeeeh"

3. Craig: "Hey Cam,"
Me: "Ya?"
Craig: "Neeeeh...."
4. "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....."
neeeeh by cammy123 May 3, 2008
Naseema is a beautiful girl. The type of girl you just know you want to have in your life. She is loved by everyone. She can also be shy at times but that is what draws you to her. She has the best sense of humour and the most contagious laugh.
bro i need myself a naseema
Naseema by littlemissthotty October 30, 2019