Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

empty nester 

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

empty nester by wmem May 9, 2006

bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

Nescafe Handshake 

Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.

She gave me a Nescafe Handshake

Nescafe Handshake by pilonor January 17, 2009

Nestea and the Double C 

Nestea- An iced tea beverage enjoyed by all.

Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.

Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.

Slick was goin' hyphy on Nestea and the Double C last night; he ghost rode his whip while bending the block!

Nestea and the Double C by Mike Okslong May 14, 2008

Neshell 

She is bad and good. She is talented and bougie

She is a Neshell

Neshell by Bad and bougie💜 January 8, 2017