Nerdoscopes 

The type of big nerdy specs that are as thick the bottom of a bottle

Hey, check out the English teacher's new nerdoscopes ! She looks like she's got 2 jam-jars strapped to her face

Nerdoscopes by Bruce the Trucker March 22, 2019

Nerdsole War 

Also known as the console war between xbox360, ps3, and wii.

<nerdsole warrior #1> lolo xbox360 pwnz all
<nerdsole warrior #2> no ps3 wins all day
<nerdsole warrior #3> wii fit crushes halo

Nerdsole War by Faustuss2 September 6, 2010

nerdspeak 

The common language used between two or more 'nerds', 'geeks', 'the overly intelligent' etc. Most easily identified when the group is talking about a subject so vastly complicated, that when another person, who is not familiar with said subject, tries to join in the conversation, is hopelessly, completely and utterly lost in the void of ultimate ignorance. This word can also be used when one 'nerd', 'geek', or 'overly intelligent' individual is speaking out loud and to themsevles, usually without noticing what they are doing.

geek 1: Did you catch episode 356 last night?
g2: Yeah, I did.
g1: What did you think?
g2: Oh, I thought it was good over all but lacked the suspense shown in episode 355. Also, the griggin obviously stole the Jewel of Harld, otherwise how could Mayehj have Freeze Rayed that doulf without obtaining negative force damage?
g1: Hm, you make a good point. But the Freeze Ray has a special ability which allows any vireg to encase a doulf in the Icicle of Death without obataining negative force damage. This ability is able to activate without the Jewel of Harld beacause Mayehj had, in episode 274, been granted the Sceptar of Kawe from the Princess of Weque.
g2: Ah, now I understand.

Now imagin that conversation being carried out with a completely clueless individual sitting between geek 1 and geek 2. Thus, nerdspeak.

nerdspeak by Rebekah Niblock December 26, 2005

Nerds Rope 

Buy a box of nerds. While your having intercourse with your partner, shove some nerds into the asshole. Give anal. While having anal, give your partner a Pink Sock. The nerds will be stuck on the pink sock, making it look like a tasty nerds rope for your enjoyment.

After a long day at work, Stan was ready to go home and enjoy a sweet and tasty Nerds Rope.

Nerds Rope by DickAirplane April 12, 2010

Nerds Rope Dick 

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy

"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

Nerds Rope Dick by mynameismudd June 28, 2013

Nerds Rope 

A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.

"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"

Nerds Rope by RedReplicant January 17, 2010

nerdscape 

Browser-based MMORPG that costs money to play when it really shouldn't (nor should any online game for that matter). Haven of nerds and the immensely bored, thus the name nerdscape.

See Runescape.

Nerd: Hey guys, you wanna go play some nerdscape tonight?

nerdscape by Jell-o Pudding February 22, 2008