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netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"
Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")
netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008
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nerdolicious 

Being a nerd in such a way as to make it uber-cool, suave, and sexy.
Me: Yeah, I aced this class, as usual. The Masses: Dude, you are so nerdolicious!

nardonic 

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.
\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).
nardonic by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

Nerdnoise 

The nerd-issued unsolicited and ubertechnical description of an object or an event, that is unwelcome to the recipient's ears, and which no one, other than a fellow nerd, wishes to hear.
"Her husband was explaining, in extreme detail, the advantages of plasma TV to her, but all she heard was nerdnoise."
Nerdnoise by Kareless Karla December 16, 2011

Negronics 

The dialect of African-American (Negroes), closely related to ebonics.
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: Hello there, I'm sorry to interupt you, but do you know where I can find the nearest gas station?
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.
Negronics by CMBNIGGA April 29, 2004

Nerdbonics 

All internet users who type using ebonics.
This new video card is off the shizzle.
Nerdbonics by Butch October 13, 2004

nephonics 

Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.
Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.
nephonics by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009