Nordic Five 

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.

I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.

Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Nordick Helmet 

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

nerdcock 

Phrase originated by comedian Marc Maron denoting the phenomenon of intelligent and socially awkward people now dictating social norms in popular culture, particularly in the field of comedy.

Preceded by the eras of jockcock and rockcock.

Steve Carell's popularity is indicative of being in the age of the nerdcock.

nerdcock by Dr. of Bootology August 20, 2010

Nerdecise 

Nerdecise(verb):

The act of exercising while playing the popular game "Pokemon Go".

Yo Seth let's go catch some Pokemon and get our daily nerdecise to burn off the three boxes of Hot Pockets we ate.

Nerdecise by SnowNuts July 11, 2016

nerdify 

When a nerd fixes, improves or modifies something, usually a computer or other electronic equipment.

Sue: Todd, stand back and let me nerdify that for you.
Todd: My pc has been running great ever since Sue nerdified it for me.

nerdify by NightWhispers March 11, 2008

nerdisms

The practices or behavior of nerds. Antics of nerds. Nerdiness.

Being a D&D/WOW freak, extreme gamer, or builder of insane bioshock costumes are all examples of various nerdisms.

nerdisms by carson810 July 15, 2011