Chiefly British. A compound of the words "fucking" and "rawker". Tend to be used by your stereotypical naughty Britfag girl. Who, contrary to what had been stated e.g. negative remarks upon supposed nasal voice, happen to have quite a sexy voice.
Madii(Britfag): I saw a guy who'd dyed his hair
turquoise and then dreaded it
Madii: It looked very good
Madii: I love unnatural colours, I'm such a PUNK FRAWKER
Madii: It's short for "fucking rawker"
Alexxx (Arrogant sardonic American): Of course.
A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.
CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!"
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
Jocks do get all the attention and the girls and all that stuff. Not all jocks are stupid. I know a jock that back in 6th grade in his Reading class they read Shakesphere and he was in advanced English and his math class was Pre-Algebra which is and 8th grade course.
Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.
A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.
Teacher:Ok class I will be taking music requets today and I'll play the song on the computer.
Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice
Jocks:NO! Rap is better
Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out
Jocks:Make fun of nerd
Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd
Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject
And it goes on
A faggot ass queer as a weasel nerd that has a gay voice, trys to act like he's cool, and trys to act so great by pretending he's "bad" oooooooooo im so impressed(sarcasm)dresses in shit 5 dollar clothes, and trys to act so cool and rlly fails like a fag.
a Gapling: yeaaa, ya know wut, YOU NEW WUUUYEEETTT, yeeeaaa, so wuzzzupppp
Cool Kid: umm, yo?
the Gapling: so, yea, like, i totally like, yeaaaa ran away from home, but my mom wont find me, the cops wont find, me, yeaaaaaaa so like should i get outta town till like 10 o clock like rlly l8
Cool Kid: wtf r u saying u didn't run away wow dude...
the Gapling: (uses phone dial for bleeps) *BLEEP*BLEEP
Cool Kid:umm wtf?
the Gapling: see how much im cursin' im cursin yeeeuhhhhh, u motha *BLEEP
Cool Kid: like bleep effects by dialing the numbers on ur phone...
Gapling: yeaa but like....yeaaaa....my mom, like totally called the cops, but they aint gonna find meee...... yeaaaa.......
Cool Kid: WOW SO GREEAATT WOW(not)so like txt me when ur done being(a faggot) a bad boiiiiiii whoaaa
Gapling: ohh yeaa i was a bad boi and i cant text my momm blocked ittt......
Cool Kid: Well ur a fucking queer bate cuntpidgeon.
Gapling: (Sounds of looking up words on the internet)well.. you uhhh....... you suck.. cock....yea u suck cock. heheheh
Gapling: yeaa, so like u no wut im a lil mad 2day
Gapling: i had like 5 girlfriends that all broke up with my, cuz i was cheat in duhhhhh(gay voice)
Cool Kid: SUREEEE u RLLY CAN GET THAT MANY GIRLS(sarcasm)
Cool Kid: BYE FAGGOT(hangs up)
When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.
"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock
1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
Exclusive club for people who like games and have no life.
Fatman: (Nerd Voice) "So are we gonna LAN DOW TONIGHT?" (Nerd Inhale)
Loser: "SURE FRIEND"
Normal guy: "Wow u guys are total winners"