Man, that girl is so neo-hipster.
I wouldn't be caught dead at the 930 club, it's full of neo-hipsters.
Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, but there are some bands today that are legit, like, Kings of Leon, The Shins and Portugal. the Man. Every new band besides those bands suck. Right?"
Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Fuck yeah you're right! I'm asexual!"
Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "What was that?"
Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Nothing. Let's listen to some Air!"
Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, that sounds pretty chill."
Basically taking the hipster philosophy of "I'm so counterculture that I listened to them first" and extending it to "I'm so counterculture that I never listened to them at all"
"Oh yeah, I've heard that that new club is really cool, I've been MEANING to go there"<Neo-hipster