|1.||neo zoom maxi dweeb|
description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club
the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.