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n. Shovel or device used to throw dog shit over a fence.
vt. to fling or launch dog shit from one yard to another vi. to be scatapulted, I asked Little Leonard to go in the backyard and clean up after the dog. Instead, I caught him using the shovel as a Scatapult to fling the dog shit over the fence into the neighbor's yard!
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| 23. | Yipe | ||
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A derogatory term for an ankle-biting ridiculously small dog that barks constantly. If that stupid yipe doesn't shut up, I am going to punt it over the neighbor's fence!
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| 24. | Happier than a dog with two dicks | ||
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One really-really happy person. Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy. That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
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| 25. | houston hotpocket | ||
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when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
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| 26. | neighole | ||
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A neighbor who is inconsiderate. The neighbor's dog always shits in my yard and they don't clean it up! Man, what neigholes!
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| 27. | Dog Shit Splatter | ||
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The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander. --- John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks." - John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter." Dave: "Damn, that sucks." - John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter. Dave: "NICE!!" |
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| 28. | the clifford effect | ||
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When a small puppy grows up to be a ridiciously massive dog similar to Clifford the Big Red Dog. My neighbor's poodle was so little when they brought it home. Now it has been 2 years and it's over 100 lbs. and 3 and a half feet tall. When they asked how? I said "it's the clifford effect people."
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