neglectolator 

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

neglectolator by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

cock neglector 

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.

Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector

cock neglector by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

neglector 

neglector:
function: noun

one who is so caught up with their own shit (as if court proceedings are a legit excuse) that they fail to pay any attention to, or have a complete disregard for, how their actions (or lack thereof) affect others (primarily me). neglect usually stems from an indifference or habitual lack of consideration. neglector roles are common taken on by men.

ex. you’re a neglector deepi – you suck at keeping n in touch, no emails, no nothing.

neglector by graciegirl September 22, 2005

fitness neglection program 

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

fitness neglection program by cocoababy November 15, 2014

neglection 

The feeling of being ignored by your boyfriend, Josh.

Stop with the neglection, it hurts.

neglection by Thronesandcrows April 17, 2016

neglectment 

this is what stace, the man , experiences cuz im payin her back for what she never gave me

omg this is so neglectment, shut up man or imma bitch slap your ears

neglectment by kj August 25, 2004

Niki Neglection 

A myspace famous scene girl with blonde hair over her black hair and extensions.

Niki Neglection is so fetch.

Niki Neglection by SarahTina January 12, 2008