negative sideburns 

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

negative sideburns by Tom Gray May 12, 2008

Negative Sideburns 

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

Negative Sideburns by Petr Klima April 19, 2009

Negative Six 

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

Negative Six by trapstick March 17, 2021

negative sideburns 

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

negative sideburns by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

negative sideburns 

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

negative sideburns by the wolf-man April 4, 2009

Pasta sauced the negatives 

The process of dropping photo negatives into a pasta based meal. Also associated with 'gravying your cards' and general tomfoolery. People who are accused of this act are usually of some what low intellect and need huge guidance through life.

Ben: 'Oh Alex you've only gone and pasta sauced the negatives!!!'
Alex: 'What?!? I just don't understand'
Ben: 'Well of course...you wouldn't'

Pasta sauced the negatives by Tate One June 6, 2011

NegativeSlice 

Worse than a loser. Compared to HomeTownSlice a NegativeSlice is a peasant. They are the biggest p**sy. They have no friends and no life.

I'm too good for you NegativeSlice just go F*** yourself.

NegativeSlice by BigBoiLeague A May 27, 2019