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Perma-newb syndrome 

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.
"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"
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NEETbux refers to a form of social welfare (e.g. unemployement, social security), given to NEETs. A NEET is a sociological term which refers to those "not in education, employment, or training). It is a satirical term, often using on internet forums such as 4chan and reddit.
Im going downtown to pick up some NEETbux today.

I've been living in my mom's basement for the past 5 years, I think its time to me some NEETbux.
NEETbux by swammer June 7, 2018
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newb neeb newbie newborns newblet newbies newbian newblood neeba neeble
Adjective - thinking you are prepared enough to do something after reaching the barest possible minimum needed to be prepared and then dying because of it.
oh, you took the giga out into the wilderness to fight another giga after being told not to. Yeah, you got neeb'd.
Neeb'd by Heddwch byd July 12, 2018

Newb Yorker 

Someone who is new to New York.
Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.
Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013
An inexperienced player of a game, and part of a never-ending cycle. Will eventually develop better skills.
the defective ones called noobs get knocked out of the cycle and disposed of, like at a factory quality check.
1. Newb joins game and is confused
2. Newb asks experienced player for help
3. Newb takes advice and in turn, rises up in the ranks, develops better skills becomes an experienced player.
4. Experienced player goes on to help the next set of newbs.
(5.) Noob insults the newbs and the players that help them.
newb by Opinionated Truth Teller November 11, 2013
A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new.
Dude, that guy just joined the forum yesterday and is a total newbie to HTML. You should tell him how to get an avatar since he doesn't know.
newbie by Overly smart person July 16, 2008
The official licking out and or cleansing of the butthole with ones tongue.
Ryan Nelson gave me a big wet sloppy newbis last friday.
Newbis by Newbisluvr4life:)<3 November 14, 2011