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The word neet is a derogatory noun used to describe persons of inferior intelligence and/or low brain capacity
It is often confused with neet, a slang word which has similar meaning to the aforementioned word but is instead, often used offensively and is classed as a swear word. (Go to bramhallhigh.stockport.sch.uk for more information.)
There are a few variations of the word, such as neety (adjective) or neeted (adverb). When used in a sentence, one would say "He wore neety shoes". For neeted, one would say "She just got neeted"
The word has had quite a history at Bramhall High school (a comprehensive school in Stockport, full of gneets). The term, neet, was originally penned by David Cameron, but it spread to the school through an assembly held by G.W Thomas, the school's Deputy Head, in late 2011.

After a year and a half of students using the word in secret to describe other students, in word got out. Small gneety conflict broke out, such as headlocks, punching and even the theft of ties. It is a very recent occurrence, and could lead to a full-on class war. Funnily enough, only smaller students (who were not neets) were picked on by the neets. It shows the true nature of neets: cowards who need to pick on small people so they can feel good about themselves. Non-neets never even wanted conflict (or really cared), and most of them didn't fight back. The conflict is still continuing.
"Damn that Neet just stole my wallet!"

"Let's not go down that alleyway, it's full of Neets"
by DANEETBUSTER January 24, 2013
 
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Another way of saying no or nah. Usually said when there is a lot of emotion behind the word. originated in elmwood park nj
"do you like me?"
"neet"
by albanian guy September 23, 2009
 
10.
Northern England variation of night.
Man: "Where do you wanna gan the neet?"
Man2: "Doon the Biggie, and howk dafties till ah faal awwa an get nicked by the bizzies"
Man: "Champion" (etc)
by Bonny Lad2 January 12, 2006
 
11.
cool or smart
Your shirt is really neet
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
 
12.
A extremely horrific curse word from midevil times, as heard in Monty Python's Quest for the HOLY GRAIL (rent it if you have'nt seen it)
Knights who say Neet: NEET, NEET, you must bring me a......... SHRUBBERY!!, or i will say neet. NEEEEEEEET, NEEEEET
by Cyco August 19, 2004