He needs it 

A stock phrase used in fighting game communities with the intent of making fun of players who main characters with overpowered attributes while insisting that they need said attributes to avoid being bottom-tier.

Smash Bros Spectator 1: So, let me get this straight... Dr. Mario was destroying King K. Rool for the entire last stock... and then K. Rool just mashes Down-Smash in a panic and kills at 50% while he's at 183%?

Spectator 2: I know, right? Trust me bro, he needs it. Definitely.

He needs it by ZauzTheBlacksmith June 23, 2022

It Needs the Umlaut 

Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.

"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"

It Needs the Umlaut by It Needs The Umlaut January 18, 2009

whip it out like it needs air 

When a masculine man pulls out his phallus for recreational activity.

That bitch is so hot! I just, I just have to whip it out like it needs air.

whip it out like it needs air by LRguy October 28, 2007

It needs to be me

We can talk about what comes next afterwards.

Hym Iam "But for now it needs to be me. It just does because I just am."

It needs to be me by Hym Iam January 10, 2026

He needs to rub it 

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.

Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!

He needs to rub it by salsbury69 September 6, 2011

It just needs more salt 

The theory is putting more salt on a already disgusting piece of food. This phrase was created by Tommyinnit and Quackity.

My friend "Ugh, this steak is disgusting"
Me: "It just needs more salt

It just needs more salt by IAmCUBEyt February 15, 2021

needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped

Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!

needs crap thrown at it by kaykay (>=^3^=)> June 28, 2009