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a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!
Shane has a needle dick.
by meee November 30, 2003
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The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.
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a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.
i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha
by stephine August 15, 2005
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kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin
by j.s. June 07, 2004
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a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with
after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.
by katie February 20, 2004
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a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.
I have a needle dick.
by Soni Vitale January 13, 2008
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Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores
Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.
by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009
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