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6. needle
Sticking your dong where it don't belong.
Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.
by Dontavius Dec 12, 2004 add a video
1. needle
To annoy.
Youre needling me
by oracle Mar 12, 2004 add a video
2. needle
Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.
There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.
3. Needle
A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.
Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.
4. needle
A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick
You have a real needle.
by rimmer Jan 21, 2003 add a video
5. needle
noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)
Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."
7. needle
A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.
I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.
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