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2.
To annoy.
Youre needling me
by oracle March 12, 2004
 
1.
Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.
There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.
by ScouseJim January 31, 2006
 
3.
A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.
Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.
by Tspoon December 02, 2005
 
4.
Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.
Yo Needles, line 2...
by Chris#2 August 10, 2008
 
5.
A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.
I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.
by Anita Kakenmee September 07, 2008
 
6.
Sticking your dong where it don't belong.
Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.
by Dontavius December 12, 2004
 
7.
A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick
You have a real needle.
by rimmer January 21, 2003