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An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.
Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.
by TW December 19, 2004
15 17
a thin penis
David Cox
by Gangster January 20, 2003
17 19
An insult that is used throughout Australian culture to insult anothers penis size.
Kevin: Nice face Needle Dick.
George: Screw You!
by Geo12 December 14, 2008
5 8
A long, slender penis with hardly any width.
Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!
by Sharon Butts November 07, 2009
3 7
basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.
Dude, you're a fucking needle dick
by Berry Blueman October 10, 2010
1 7
A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it.
Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"
by GarethB February 10, 2006
10 16
an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle
bob has a pointy needle dick

by DAR May 01, 2003
13 19