basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.
Dude, you're a fucking needle dick
by Berry Blueman October 10, 2010
a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!
Shane has a needle dick.
by meee November 30, 2003
a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.
i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha
by stephine August 15, 2005
a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with
after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.
by katie February 20, 2004
The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.
Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode April 24, 2006
a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.
I have a needle dick.
by Soni Vitale January 13, 2008