you need a cactus up your ass 

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

you need a cactus up your ass by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

I need dick in my ass now 

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

I need dick in my ass now by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

you look like you need to eat more ass 

When a man does not look hardcore enough to be in a certain place or situation.

Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".

you look like you need to eat more ass by Brad's Ass to Eat January 12, 2017

I need assistance 

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

I need assistance by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh 

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.

Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked 

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025