Ned
Its a common word for the everyday thug of Glasgow. there are many types of ned.
Common ned,Goon Ned,Mad ned,Cheeky ned.
They are either totally respected or else totally hated.They normally go around in big crews or fleetos
Ned : Am gonnae get ma fleeto ontae you ya mad rocket.
Person : Ohno please dont.
Ned: aye well seeing yer feart noo!
**Person punches ned**
**Ned hacks person with a machette and then runs**
by Shawty_Kaz April 17, 2004

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NED
a cute little panda bear :)
wow hes so neddy
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NEDS stands for New England Disease. This is a disease manifested by flabbiness, cellulite and pallid skin due to being stuck indoors and on the couch during the long winter months along the northern Atlantic seaboard. Women emerging in the first hot days of spring wearing shorts (and men) display the unfortunate and unsightly symptoms of NEDS. See also PNWD, (Pacific Northwest Disease).
Wow that girl's white flabby legs bespeak of a bad case of NEDS and whatnot.
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NED
Acronym for Non Educated Delinquent. Usually boys age 12-20 that hang around in "teams" or gangs. Often get into trouble with the law, usually for underage drug use, drunkenness, gang fighting, or sometimes petty theft. NEDS often fight other teams of NEDS, using weapons such as knives, bats, crow bars, glass bottles, brass knuckles, really anything that will do damage that is inexpensive. These gang fights are fought on bridges, alleyways, or other paved areas. During most fights, a few members will be significantly injured, but most will walk away with bruises, black eyes, small cuts. Nowadays, NEDS usually wear sports clothes, such as track suits, trainers, sports caps turned to odd angles, and usually fake jewelry. Their fashion has changed greatly in the last couple of decades. During the 70's many NEDS wore leather/jean jackets/long coats, or usually a jacket that would provide some protection against stabbings, with a tucked in shirt underneath the jacket. They would often wear Doc Marten long boots, and denim jeans. NEDS have become more and more stupid in the way they act, dress and live over the years. NEDS are now the mockery of Glasgow, and Scottish cities. They are now also known to claim government welfare, and suck off of society. They used to just be groups of tough guys, that would fight each other. Now they contribute to many problems that Scotland faces today, including a cycle of dependency of government assistance, underage pregnancy, and poverty.
Why do NEDS wear fucking track suits now? -Guy 1
I don't fucking know, they look like a big bunch a cunts, and they won't last a minute against a fucking blade. -Guy 2
by scotswin July 28, 2014

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NED
not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.
"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
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NED
Short for "National Emo Day", among other things.

National Emo Day always takes place on December the 19th, and is celebrated all around the world, by emo's and non-emos alike.

It is a day for emos to celbrate their sub-culture, and for non-emos to pretend to be emo, for a day. Sometimes people use the day, as an excuse to mock emo's, but it was never intended for that purpose.
NED
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ned
Verb, used for Nap, Eat, Drink. A cycle of activities and a great way to spend a weekend. Can also be NEDS, which includes Sex, or ED for just Eating and Drinking.
"I am looking forward to this weekend, I just want to NED all day Saturday and Sunday."

and

"That way some great NEDing, but now it is back to the grind."
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ned
a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.
"Where are you from?"
"Ned."
"You don't look like a weed-smokin' hippie..."
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