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86.
ned
rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE
rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE
by ycf ya bam December 22, 2005
 
50.
ned
a good name for a penis.
he named it ned.
by oh-noes June 27, 2009
 
51.
ned
Verb, used for Nap, Eat, Drink. A cycle of activities and a great way to spend a weekend. Can also be NEDS, which includes Sex, or ED for just Eating and Drinking.
"I am looking forward to this weekend, I just want to NED all day Saturday and Sunday."

and

"That way some great NEDing, but now it is back to the grind."
by AH3 December 04, 2007
 
52.
ned
a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.
"Where are you from?"
"Ned."
"You don't look like a weed-smokin' hippie..."
by 2chels3 March 10, 2007
 
53.
ned
in scotland usually glasgow, a person who will wear white (usually lacoste) tracksuits, burberry hats and a lot of fake gold jewelery. speak a ceratin way, usually hang about getting drunk/wasted/vandalising/fighing. stands for non educated delinquent
ned 1: aight man?
ned 2: aye who dae yous fight fare
ned 1: shawlands
ned 2: i fight fer newton mearns ye fucking shawlnds wanker
by kinkyboots September 05, 2006
 
54.
Non-Existent Deity

An acronym for atheists to use instead of God.
"Oh my N.E.D!"
"Dear N.E.D, please help me pass this test."
by splatter March 07, 2012
 
55.
Ned
A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 07, 2010
 
56.
Ned
An elderly, sexually ambiguous, pill popping old man. Enjoys standing-mouth-pumpings, oxicodone, cocaine, chicken fucking, and black men. Typically seen around Tampa Florida. During mating season, the Ned lets out a cry that sounds like "OOOOOOOH GOD!". Approach with caution.
"I'm a total Ned-Mark!"
by SIOS March 07, 2008