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A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes. "My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!" |
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1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.
2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al. If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
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Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm. Stop being such a neckbeard.
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Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck. I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!
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1) Facial hair that only grows undeneath the chin. 2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh. 1) person 1: damn, that geek brother of mine has a horrible neckbeard. he can't even grow a real one.
2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard person 1: he's guilty on both counts |
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When facial hair grows on a manchild's neck but not on his face. Identifying said person as someone incapable of adult interaction or successful working relationships. Meet my co-worker neckbeard. Don't stare, he gets self conscious about his inability to grow a mans beard.
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A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement. I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!
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(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2. Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench. Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard. |
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