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1. neckbeard
1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
2. neckbeard
Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.
I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!
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3. Neckbeard
The hair on the back of ones neck. Usually connects to back hair. It is unknown as to whether or not the neckbeard is formed from the hair on the back or from the hair on the head. Neckbeards are easily controlled with regular and proper maintenance.
"Man, does that guy ever have a massive neckbeard!"

"I thought that it was a tattoo, but it turned out to be just a neckbeard."

Wes groomed his neckbeard before his big date.
4. neckbeard
Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.
5. neckbeard
suddenly a wild tom apears
Man with hairy neck, not man hair but asshair
neckbeard
6. neckbeard
A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.
"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"
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