The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.
Wow sexy gorilla lead me astray with your hairy neckbeard
A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.
That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.
Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.
a nerdy pedofile asshole, who has a fucking beard on his or her neck. they are not worthy of living.
that neckbeard posesses hair on his/her neck.
The hair on the back of ones neck. Usually connects to back hair. It is unknown as to whether or not the neckbeard is formed from the hair on the back or from the hair on the head. Neckbeards are easily controlled with regular and proper maintenance.
"Man, does that guy ever have a massive neckbeard!"
"I thought that it was a tattoo, but it turned out to be just a neckbeard."
Wes groomed his neckbeard before his big date.
A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.
"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"