| 1. | Neck Boner | ||
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When an animal (most commonly a bird or reptile) inflates its neck area in an attempt to impress or intimidate. That King Cobra is pissed, check out its neck boner!
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| 2. | Meth Mobile | ||
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A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed. Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"
Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration." Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile." Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?" |
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| 3. | Woody | ||
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Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end! Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.
Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh! Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok. |
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| 4. | Grunu | ||
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The extra flabby skin on a persons (or Animals) neck. The grunu is similar to a scrotum sack, only found on neck. Old people tend to have excessive grunu's
My dog Woody has a big grunu. I love to pull on Woody's grunu. |
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| 5. | Twit | ||
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Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids. Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
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| 6. | [Grundy] | ||
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Way back in the 60's it was a common phrase used for an erection. It was used in reference to the teacher on the Archie cartoon series, Miss Grundy. If your penis was Really hard, it was called a "Grundy" because it pulled so hard on your skin that the leaders(tendons) in your neck showed like the teacher on the Archie cartoons. That hot chick over there in the string bikini is giving me a Grundy!!
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| 7. | Fart pad | ||
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when jocks or deush bags shave their heads and have a mohawk that doesnt go alll the way to the back of the neck,and is cut at the back of the top of their head that blake kid thinks he is somthin with that damn fart pad on his head.
thats not a mohawk thats a damn fart pad! |
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