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1. urban red neck
Although the idea of an Urban Redneck would at first seem an oxymoron, they do exist and are actually quite common. There are basically three different kinds of Urban Rednecks.

1) The Transplanted Redneck is found in urban centers all over the world. His job or his dreams have forced him to leave his native community in search of new opportunities. The Transplanted Redneck remains true to himself and his culture, despite immersion in the urban landscape. A transplanted redneck, or pair of rednecks, may raise a family in the city and retain their redneck characteristics for several generations.

2) The Poser is found all over North America, but is especially concentrated in cities in the Southern United States, Nevada and Utah. These individuals may have no Redneck roots, or even be a transplanted Yankee, but either seek acceptance in their new homes, or have vastly distorted perceptions of the social norms in their adopted communities. The Urban Cowboy phenomenon that started in the 1980s is characterized by individuals in full country & western garb, that have never even been near a horse.

3) The Postmodern Redneck is also found all over North America. The Postmodern Redneck may, or may not, have Redneck roots. As opposed to "The Poser", the Postmodern Redneck has experienced a philosophical transformation in which he rejects modernism and urbanity, in favor of simpler more genuine way of life. The Postmodern Redneck is often an educated professional who owns guns...
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2. scratch your neck
This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)
3. Homo Thuggin
1. Homo thuggin is when a man sticks his penis in another mans ass, not for enjoyment, but as a way of life. 2. Homo Thuggin' is not being GAY. Gay men kiss other gay men. Homo Thugs just fuck other men...anally. 3. When homo thugs feel like being charitable, we use lube. Sometimes homo thugs spit on their cocks. But if you cross them, you better hope you bleed. 4. Don't forget to bring that baby oil. Homo Thugs like to see your body glisten when they're making you feel like you're taking a shit backwards.
"Ayo you homo thuggin?"
"Excuse me, that is not proper homo thuggin attire."
"When you a homo thug thats homo thuggin, your asshole gapes for a week."
"Ayo heavy homo thuggin, will result in paralyzation from the neck down...yes the NECK down."
4. scratch your dirty neck
This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.
Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)
5. T-Vegas
Meth capitol of North America. Located in Rural Pennsylvania, Titusville was the first place to strike oil by drilling in August 1859. Currently, Titusville is overrun by elderly people, meth heads, and more welfare recipients than any other city in the state of Pennsylvania by 2:1. If you want to have sex with a dog go to Titusville. Just dont be caught leaving town on a greyhound. If you're ever in Titusville, dont make friends with carnies, because they'll rock on your neck and throw you in a snow bank.
Mike:Did you hear about what happen in T-Vegas?

Tom: No?
Mike: Some carney rocked on a girls neck and left her body in a snow bank!

Tom: Was he on meth?

Mike: No, Tylenol.
6. Neck'd
1.To make shift something out of other materials.

2.To fix something using other material not belonging to what you are fixing.
sara: you just neck'd that by using a old oil bottle as a funnel!
7. Skillbilly
Skillbilly -- Born as a hillbilly, a skillbilly rises up from the ashes of poverty to become successful and even famous individual.

It can be used as a compliment:
"Wow Judd you done a real good job slaughtering them pigs, you're a real
skillbilly "

It can also be used in a derogitory or sarcastic fasion.
"He's a real skillbilly ".

Famous Skillbillies Include:
Bubba Sparxxx (Rapper)
Jeff Foxworthy (Comedian)
Jed Clampett (Fictitious Oil Mogul)
Joe Dirt (Fictitious Movie Character)
"You're a real SkillBilly "
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