A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
The scientific definition of when you take the "fangirling" skills learned on Tumblr. and apply them to real life.
Ex:
Friend one: They are the freaking cutest couple. I swear to flipping Mary Mother of Taco Jesus that I will smack the personality out of her if she says no when he asks her out. He's literally loved her since second grade!
Friend Two: Hashtag NEREDITY!
OMG I can't believe that I'm fangirling in real life but they're so freaking cute together and if she says no when he asks her out I will smack the personality out of her. Wait, OMG this is just like that article I read about neredity!