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2. neapolitan
Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).
"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."
1. Neapolitan
When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.
Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night.
Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.
3. Neapolitan
An unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving anal bleaching. Named after the popular Neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circumstance.
"Dude, I wasted a hundred bucks on that anal bleaching. I had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my ass looks like a god damn tub of Neapolitan ice cream."
4. Neapolitan
Man fucks woman, sprays load on face and punches nose strawberry cheesecake, followed by a dirty sanchez or some other scatalogical act (e.g. cleveland steamer). The resulting mess is a Neapolitan (strawberry, vanilla and chocolate).
Chris gave Emma a Neapolitan last night. She was a total mess - I've never seen such ice-creamy goodness.
5. Neapolitan
1. Person from Naples, Italy
2. Thief
3. Thief from Naples, Italy
That neapolitan piece of shit rode up on his rusty old Vespa, sold me a kick-ass puta-madre new mobile phone, rode off and the piece of shit had substituted it for a lump of plastic.

I hate that Camora Napoli shit.
6. Neapolitan
When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.
Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.
7. neapolitan
threesome with two guys and a girl

guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;

so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person

corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.

Other guy: Who was strawberry?
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