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to smoke either weed or a tobacco product
Bouta go for a neal, u down?
by hava May 14, 2007
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a nerd that you just have to love because he is so unattractive. he often gives hugs and acts embarassed when asked personal quesions.
Fally: haha, ilove that kid!

Uranus: ya,i know. hes such a neal.
by jackfiddley June 18, 2008
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In many countries, this means 'Feces'.
"Man, I really need to go to the bathroom - I have a 'Neal' poking!"
by Elisa F. August 24, 2006
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Neal has to get on his/her knees to keep his/her job. I cannot tell you what she/he will then do because she/he will do anything
by derlin November 28, 2007
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In the 80's tv series 'The Young Ones' a Character named Neal symbolized the pinnacle of a pacifistic no good hippie.
The other characters had none respect for him what so ever...

A 'Neal' is a weak, soft, pacifistic person, that you do not respect.
"Hahaha very funny, Neal!" - Rick Mayal
by Joram June 08, 2004
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Someone that has no friends,depends on his parents to stand up for him, can't do anything for him self.Thinks everyone likes him and has no clue that he sucks as a human being.Talks about everyone else because he feels shitty about himself-Sad waste of life!
Person 1; I need some gas for my car! Can I borrow

$10.00?

Person 2; Quit being a "Neal" and get a job!

Person 1; Noone ever helps me out!!

Person 2; Thats because you have no friends, and besides

you're a "Neal"!
by Not Neal's Mama December 28, 2009
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To borrow something from someone and refuse to return it even if they know you have it. You can even send the original owner a photo of you with the item. Sometimes it can even turn into a game.
Person 1. Where did you get this cool skateboard?

Person 2. Oh I nealed it from that idiot David down the street. I am constantly nealing things from people. Haha.
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