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National Basketball Association
You play in the NBA.
by Philip Murillo December 08, 2003
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An acronym which stands for:
Usually used when a girl got a big ass
Yo J-Lo got a N.B.A.
by Randy A.K.A. Rizz November 17, 2005
44 28
NBA is an acronym for the National Basketball Association. It was fun and exciting to watch at one time, but is so unbelievably boring nowadays. There are about 5 good teams loaded with talent every year due to free agent signings (big markets, LA, Miami, NY, Boston, Chicago, etc) and the other 25 are mediocre to terrible because they can not compete with these big market teams. The league is so predictable in that since 1984, there have only been 8 different teams (BOS, LAL, DET, CHI, HOU, SA, MIA, DAL) to win the NBA title. Nearly every star (LeBron, Kobe, Wade, Howard, Stoudemire, etc) is so narcissistic that they will all buddy up in the offseason and play together in order to win. You would never see MJ, Magic, or Bird all team up, they had too much pride and competitiveness to do so. In addition, the officiating is putrid, as it is not uncommon to see one superstar player shoot more free throws than the entire other team, not to mention that is has been proven that some games in the past have been rigged by officials. I have been a basketball fan since birth and remember watching the Finals when I was 6, so I am not a basketball hater whatsoever. It is obvious, however, that college basketball is more team-oriented, is more exciting, and puts out a significantly better product than the NBA.
ESPN Reporter: NBA news today, the Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Bulls, Boston Celtics, and Orlando Magic have announced that they will merge to form a mega-team with the Miami Heat.

Guy 1: Oh my God, I love the NBA, it's so fun watching these guys beat up on crappy teams like the T'Wolves and Wizards.

Me: Bullshit, I'm watching hockey from now on.
by SpartyFan1213 August 26, 2011
38 23
Despite what people think, a league NOT full of black people

So stop being racist.
Person #1: Do you watch the NBA?

Person #2: NBA? Thats full of black people why would I want to watch that?

Person #1: Actually, many NBA players are white, german, italien and even mexican

Person #2: Fuck you! It's full of black people! Shut up!
by Spikesy July 04, 2006
154 145
National Basketball Association. The major league of professional basketball in North America. 80% African-American. The NBA has been losing popularity ever since Michael Jordan's second retirement. Reasons for this include lack of parity, a retired player (Jordan) still being the face of the league, and stupid fans who think defense is boring to watch.
The NBA needs to replace Michael Jordan with an active player as their frontman, pronto. Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James, and Yao Ming combined do not have the drawing power of Jordan.
by Student-Athlete September 27, 2004
56 47
No Bullshit Answers.
When you want someone to answer a question, or questions truthfully.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with my wife? NBA!
Guy 2: Yeah I did.
Guy 1: Well at least you didn't lie.
by SHORYUKEN May 30, 2009
46 38
No Blacks Allowed.

Some prostitutes (providers) choose not to meet with black men. A subtle way of stating this policy when advertising their services on craigslist or other sites is to state they have an "NBA policy".
"Sorry guys, NBA policy, and Greek also not on the menu."
by LynnAshby July 09, 2009
22 15