1. Too awesome for words, but the following might do
2. better then the entire USMC
3. hung like the bastard child of black men and stallions
4. born of gods and titans
5. seriously good looking....seriously!!!
6. irresistable to women (and most men)
9. sex gods
10.did I mention extremely good looking!!!!!
bar nerd 2: yeah I think he is a Navy diver (dmt)
Bar nerd 1: lets just go home and play WOW