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Shat-Nav
Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
Shat-Nav by borntoboogie July 5, 2009
NAV
The greatest rapper of all time, he is a real life God, he is holier than Jesus Christ himself. Nobody even comes close to this mans talent, skill, and singing. People have tried to come for him but they can’t because he is just too great. Every single day of my life i spend 12 hours listening to and praising God, and not the one who died on a crucifix. His freestyles are incredible and 100x better than the ones considered to be the best. One example of this is smokepuurps freestyle “Limelight”, considered one of the best of all time, and it is still nothing compared to our lord, NAV.
Retard: “Kanye West is definitely the greatest rapper of all time.”
Intellectual: “You’re fucking dumb, it’s obviously NAV”
Retard: “But have you heard My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy though?”
Intellectual: “You’re fucking dumb, it’s obviously NAV”
Retard: “But have you heard My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy though?”
NAV by NAVsBiggestFan November 28, 2020