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similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables second line=seven syllables third line=five syllables -so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku! here some examples of naughty haiku-
her bosom heaving, jiggling, as she runs away from me, down the road. sometimes i stare out from my window, watching her as she trims her bush. gee, i didn't know she was only fifteen, sir. off to jail with me. the couple wriggled and writhed, moaning in passion; then the tape ran out. |
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