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national geographic boobs isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. plate-in-lip boobs
Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.
At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.
2. national geographic tits
The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.

May occur in some women that, just have bad luck

For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
3. Nat Geo Boobs
Flappy breasts typically seen in National Geographic magazine with articles regarding aboriginal/native tribes in Africa or the South Pacific. Occasionally sported by the back to nature focused no-bra-wearing women in the western world.
Man... she's super cute except for those Nat Geo Boobs...
4. National Geos
Saggy titties, just like the ones you used to look at in National Geographic before you could get your hands on some real porn.
"She took her bra off, and I had two National Geos staring me in the face."
5. tube boobs
A pair of female breasts that sag so much, they resemble long tubes or tube socks.
The most concentrated collections of tube boobs are usually found in National Geographic magazine.
6. National Geographitits
When a womans boobs sag so bad that her nipples point toward the ground. It kinda remonds you of the days when you would look at the National Geographic Magazines to see the naked Pigmies!!
Dude!! I took off her bra, and these horrid National Geographitits poped out! It kinda ruined the moment!!
by Macabre(EJR) Jun 5, 2004 share this
7. fried eggs hanging on a nail
When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
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