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A disease when you have intercoarse with a wild animal for ex ( walrus , giraffe , polar bear , eagle ) It tends to make you very gassy,shoot out fluids from your arm-pits.
History - Back in the 1400's when girls along the nizworashzikinawoi river in europe, at the time there weren't many men so the women would have to have sex with a animal for pleasure. Queen Magkizkiak crowned her animal husband " Sir Penguin the 1st ". After that another girl named Natalatecatalumpooy came along and stole the queens husband. So she was infested and that is how the disease started. Person 1: OMGOMGOMG, I got natatrophobia last night.
Person 2: Can I lick your eyebrow? Person 3: Cute. |
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