Party Grrl One: That stupid drunk-ass just fell into the pool!
Party Grrl Two: Hey, check out that nasty-ass drunk streaking down the street like a dumbass!
Party Grrl One: Cool! That gives me a chance to talk to his fineass brother.

(American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.

(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."

(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."

(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"

(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"

Look at that guy, He has a rhinotoe.

Hey Jim, here comes ole thunderass, man you can hear and see her coming from a mile away!

The fartuvial intermission was just long enough for Mike to slip below the pew in church, thus leaving his wife to take the blame for the foul smell.

Dude, that's nasty ass... That's ASSTY.

Angie Capotosto and Julie Frederick

"Damn that bitch is so brick!"
"stop acting so brick"
"Why you gotta be brick?!"