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Any Naruto fan who's pushed the line way too far. The people who buy the Naruto Headbands off eBay even if they don't cosplay. General n00bs, who really should know what day AnimeOne and ANBU release fansubs, but ask for them anyway.
Narutard: Hey luk at my seXXi new Konoha headband!!!!1 Yo, Naruto r0x0rs!
Person: Do you cosplay?
Narutard: noooooo, NARUTO R0x0rs!!1 gimme da sub w00t!
by the TREE April 30, 2005
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Someone who is utterly obsessed with with anime, Naruto.
Symptoms of narutardation are:
~walls covered in Naruto Posters
~Own 3 or more Naruto Plushie/dolls
~Enjoy cosplaying Naruto characters
~Find yourself randomly babbling on and on about Naruto scenes nobody else cares about
~Wearing your Ninja head protector/akatsuki cloak/ etc ALL THE TIME.
DN fangirl: Ughh, look. Its that Narutard again.
Bleach fangirl: omg, doesn't she EVAR wash that cloak?
Reborn fangirl: I dunno, but that sand village headband is just about to fall apart >.>
Narutard: HEY! did you guys see that new episode of Naruto? ugh, the english dub sucks, but i hate reading english subs. ANYWHO Naruto TOTALLY kicked Kiba's a$$ in the chuunin exams *continues*
by RainsDyingWill August 18, 2010
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Started on mIRC with idiots asking for new episodes, has sort of drifted to conregation of idiots on websites such as "narutofan.com" Where people spend all day posting as if a chat room in the comments section of a newspost about how awesome Naruto is and pointless discussions that have been discussed properly on real anime forums
NaRuToSsJ5: I've been commenting all day, not slept or eaten
Me: Don't you have a life? Real friends?
NaRuToSsJ5: Yeah! Of course!
Me: Who?
NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto, Yondaime, loads mate, not Sasuke though that bastard!
Me: Narutard...
NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto owns!!!11111
SaiyanNarutoXxXxxx7: ITACHI!!!11111 *fap*
SSJKYUUBIKING+7: where is episode ##!111111 ffs!!!!
by SSJKYUUBIKINGSSJ+7! January 31, 2005
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Idiots who worship the anime Naruto like it's the best anime ever. Which it is not. They usually haven't seen any other anime enough to compare or they are just plain ignorant of other animes. They usually cosplay Naruto characters in conventions. They pretty much over-power their favorite characters.
They suffer from :
1) Saying Baka alot.
2) SOME fangirls squeel and die due to major yaoi substance in Naruto.
3) Over-power their characters.
4) Saying Chidoriiii and Resengaaannn alot.
5) Automatically loves Ramen and become obsess with Instant ramens.
6) Thinking they could do jutsus or throw paper shurikens.
Narutard1 : Holymotherfuckingshit Sage Naruto was liikkeee holymotherfuckingshit awesome!~!!11
Narutard2: LOLOLIKNOWRITE HE CAN SOLO ALL THE OTHER ANIME LOLOLLLLL
Non-Narutard : ...No he can't.
Narutard1: WTF SHUTUP YOU BAKA~~
Narutard2: LEAVE IT TO ME. FUUSEN RESENGAANNNN *booms*
Non-Narutard : ....I'm outa here.
by Once in a lifetime January 19, 2009
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A NARUTARD is someone who only started liking the series after it was localized on Cartoon Netowrk. They flock conventions in terrible Naruto cosplay, made from regular clothing, and wear their cheap Hot Topic bought headbands.

They have a distinct lack of knowledge of the series, even going as far to state random misconceptions that haven't yet occured, such as Sasuke and Sakura getting married, or such and such kills such and such.

They also make no attempt to read the manga, or watch subtitled episodes of the japanese version, which is far ahead of the rest. They are also just recently learning about the 'newer' shippuden series, which is as old as dirt as of lately, and are still unaware the Sasuke and Sakura will never happen, because there is a bony hipped megane rapist named Karin, who loves to molest Sasuke, and punch Suigetsu in the face.

They also have a apparent lack of regard towards other anime that aren't on cartoon network. They have recently flocked over to Bleach, or even Deathnote, despite not having the mental capacity to understand a single episode.

They also fail to awknowledge that Naruto is not the single best anime of all time, and that there are other, much more prominent anime, such as Rozen Maiden, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Negima!? and Pani Poni Dash (Which all scored sufficiently higher, with the exception of Lucky Star, which had not yet debuted, on the 2007 TV Asahi Polls.)
Person A: OMG SASUKE DIES HE GETS KILLED MY OROCHIMARU.
Person B: ... Other way around, Narutard.

or

Person A: NARUTO KILLS OROCHIMARU WITH THE HELP OF SASUKE!
Person B: No. Freakin' Narutard! You don't know anything!

or even

Person A: THERE'S NO FEMALE IN AKATSUKI, IT'S ALL YAOI.
Person B: No. Her name is Konan, and she's like Yomiko Readman.
Person A: Yomiko Readman? WHO THE HECK IS THAT!?
Person B: Agh, fricken Narutard! She's the Megane Queen?
Person A: Megane?
Person B: ....... -pulls out cleaver-
by Suiseiseki March 09, 2008
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a person who runs around doing jutsus of naruto ninjitsus, wears a naruto headband, loves ramen even though he/she has never tasted it. and always rtalks about naruto, and how amazing it is...
ppl running around screeming i am naruto
by terexyun March 29, 2005
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a big fan of naruto. usually picked on because of their hobby. are regular people, just have a fetish for anime. almost all are random though, and they do talk about naruto alot. have an obsession, but there are good and bad obsessions. most have the good one, where they still know that it isn't real and just like to joke about it. they like to cosplay and buy naruto stuff, like headbands, and wear the stuff in public because it is funny and entertaining. they do NOT think they are the character. nor do they think that fire ball jutsu and many others are possible. they still have lives, just different from the usual one
im proud to be a narutard!
by dejectedsorrow May 09, 2009
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