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A blatant fan of the anime Naruto, usually within the 5-15 age group. They believe that Naruto is the 'best show ever', and refuse to admit otherwise. There are many types of Narutards, including but not limited to: five year old Cartoon Network Worshippers, high school freshmen, and 30 year old fat men living in their mothers' basements. Generally the most common type of Narutard seen is the high school freshman. Often they are spotted lurking in the hallways of school, throwing paper shuriken at random passerby and screaming "Dethaxx no Jutsu!" They watch bootleg DVDs of Naruto in Japanese subtitles, which makes them think that they can automatically speak Japanese, when the only word they have paid attention to is 'baka'. They will run around in a frenzy screaming this word until they collapse because of their unhealthy diet of ramen and pocky. Usually Narutards grow out of their phase within a year due to the extreme beatings they recieve from people who just can't stand them anymore. When one happens upon a Narutard, it is best to keep a distance, as Narutards are deluded, idiotic creatures, as demonstrated by their ability to believe that an loud Anglo-Saxon boy wearing a bright orange jumpsuit could pass as a ninja. Do not try to reason with Narutards, as they will gang up on you and pelt you with paper throwing stars. While this is not harmful in the least, it is mildly irritating to the point where you could explode in a fit of rage and knock them all to the ground before they could say, "Believe it!" They gazed upon the convention hall with a look of shock and horror upon their faces as they saw it was packed with Narutards.
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Narutard is a derogatory term applied to otaku fans of the anime title Naruto. It is a word play on the combination of naruto and retard. This term surfaced during early 2004 at the beginning of the anime's popularity in America and characterizes the behavior of Naruto fans as being so blindly devoted to the series (with an almost religious cult-like fervor) that they act incredibly stupid and can be confused with retarded (er, mentally challenged) persons.
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This is mostly seen on internet forums and chat services such as IRC, where the Naruto series is a constant source of debate. Many narutards dress as their favorite character during conventions or festivals to display their metal head bands, which are worn by characters in the series as a sign of gang affiliation. One characteristic of a narutard is that they will wear just a head band over their street clothes and tell everyone that they are cosplaying. Serious cosplayers who wear costumes that cost hundreds of dollars in raw materials and took weeks to construct generally consider narutards to be anywhere from merely ignorant to downright insulting. With the license acquisition of Naruto in early 2005 by ShoPro Entertainment, many narutards spawned numerous forum discussions debating the impact of the deal, from the legality of trafficking amateur subtitled copies of the title (something which should be pretty obvious, especially once American distribution rights had been acquired) to a grass-roots petition begg... |
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Commonly used in reference to a Naruto fanboy, who typically joins a channel that fansubs said anime to ask stupid questions. Is Naruto 1999 out yet?!?!
@find Naruto 1999 Can someone send me naruto 1999? which bot has naruto 1999? When does naruto GT come out? |
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A person who obsesses over Naruto immensely. Who can quote almost every line, wear's their headband proudly, and want's to kill Viz for making Naruto say believe it. Random Dude: "Believe it!"
Narutard: -kills random dude with kunai- "Bastard!" |
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A person claiming Naruto to be the best anime ever, even though he/she has not seen other series. A: "Oh B, you are such a narutard."
B: "Naruto rocks! Don't call me a narutard! Naruto owns all!" |
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A person who is so obsessed with Naruto, to the point where he does assignments including naruto. Narutard symptoms are....
1.Withdrawel when taken away from a still playing Naruto Anime. 2. Yelling and screaming, while throwing shurikens at you. 3. Spining around in circles trying to copy you using their magical eye. ie. Jesse used Naruto for his family memebers in his family tree. He is such a Narutard.
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a narutard is a person who is completely tits about the infamous series of fine japanese animation about a bunch of ninja kids otherwise known as naruto. these days, anyone can be a narutard, given the success of the series, and it is believed than %.00112454268 of the population in the world today is indeed a narutard.
any anime club, organization and/or convention is guilty of narutardation (existing and fellow narutards) and narutardization (act of turning other people into narutards). be forewarned. "omg, kurenai is hottt... haha i'm such a narutard!"
"omg, you are a narutard! ...but kurenai is still hottttt" "omg, naruto own!" "omg, no way... gaara owns!" "omg, dude... kankuro!!!" "omg, like the akatsuki man..." "omg, the akatsuki are sweet!" "omg, i'm gunna cosplay as kiba!!!" "omg!!!" |
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A hardcore Naruto fanboy whos most common sayings are "Naruto totally r0xXxorZ!!!" and "Naruto is teh best animeh evah!!!" @find naruto 276
(user SSJNaruto was kicked by <ANBU's and/or AonE's mod> :: You are narutard #19486 to be kicked) |
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