when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after wanking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only cos it's better than getting the load in the mouth.
he gave me a pearl necklace, it was a narrow escape!
|2.||touch and go|
refers to the situation surrounding a narrow escape or avoidance of a difficult issue.
"So all of a sudden my girlfriend is sobbing on the couch and talking about how we're never going to get married and her family hates her! I managed to calm her down, but boy was it tense! It was touch and go for a few minutes there."
The narrow rectal canal that terminates at the anus.
-Man, was that a dissapointing shit I just took
-I don't wan't to hear about it.
-Things seemed to be going smoothly, but there was this dramatic pressure loss mid-drang.
-That's fascinating sir, but I just don't see what it has to do with this loan application.
A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.
1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.
serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.
Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."
After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.
My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.
The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.
I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.
Short version: A moron
Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."
Scientist, dragged to art museum by a group of well meaning friends: "I see no point in this. It's a bunch of liquid pigments splashed randomly onto a large canvas."
Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"
Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"
Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"
More often than not described as the last exhale of breathe, heard from the vibration of the neck when it is in an unusual position, allowing air to escape a narrow passage from the throat. It causes any of infinite odd sounds of expulsion of air.
You can imitate a death rattle for fun. Lean your neck backwards at 90 degrees and Pronounce terms such as "Ughrghrghrghrgh" or "Phhztttttt"