Narping is defined as removing the cap from someones water bottle, inverting the bottle, and leaving in upside down and open so that one cannot access the bottle without spilling the contents of said bottle.
"Quick, narp their water bottle!"
no apparent reason party
we are having a narp tomorrow
Not a Real Person
Did you see Chantal today? She is just so strange. She's such a NARP
acronym for Non Athletic Regular Person, usually used as an insult after a death check
"Just like you have to keep the stick in the box for lacrosse, you have to keep your beer in the box. DEATH CHECK! NARP!"
Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
Not A Real Person.
A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.
And then there are narps.
Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Opposite of the word yarp
Person 1:You wanna go to the movies?