In Narnia

to be so far in the gay closet that one might as well be in Narnia (Reference to the wardrobe in C.S. Lewis' "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe")

Yeah... Ryan's not coming out anytime soon. He's so far in the closet that he's in Narnia!

by angloafricanamerican September 30, 2011

FOR NARNIA

When one roars "FOR NARNIA", they have just ejaculated.

Fabio: FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Susan B. Anthony: It's in my hair :l

by the black swan1 January 13, 2011

Narnia

An awesome place thats in the chronicals of Narnia Books.

I wish I could go to Narnia!

Anyone who says that narnia is gay or is a penis has no life.

by Lausaraleen January 23, 2008

Narnia

A term used for men or woman who is in major denial of their homosexuality that it surpasses being in the closet.

Man that guy is so far in the closet he is Narnia

by C.Dubb June 10, 2010

Narnia

The place that you go when your really fucked up. Not just fucked up but "shit hammered" "ass mangled" drunk. So drunk that when you get home you just sit down in silence and stare into oblivion(Narnia). Your soo "turbo-wastiod" that you barely even scrounge up the brain cells to say "smell my fingers". Welcome to Narnia.

Luke: I can't believe we went to Narnia last nite bro
Keith: I know man they should burn that place to the ground, to bad it always on fire anyway.
Luke: You're right dude, I did things in Narnia that make the Holocaust look like a garden club.

by HonggKonggFooey April 8, 2010

Narnia

The magical place you enter when getting high.

Seamus: Hey Jethro, what are you doing after school?

Jethro: I'm going to Narnia, wanna come?

by therealsuperman8 February 3, 2009

Narnia

The inside of a cabinet usually where a stud or a person of true lacrosse talent with the softest of hands sits during the world wide renowned game of quick stick. There are many obstacles in Narnia, including limited eyesight, restricted range of motion, and Mr.Tumniss. When playing Dorm Room Quick-stick, the person who drops the ball in Narnia while still a "faggot", is much less of a faggot than anyone else because he/she had the balls to even wander into Narnia.Narnia also provides a safe-haven from RA's and Camp Counselors who enforce curfew and bed time. When one steps out of narnia they are in a state of confusion, having thought they lived out their whole life only to regain knowledge that they've just been in a fucking dresser for about 5 minutes

Howie: David dropped the zipsies, hes a faggot

Nick: but bra, he is in Narnia...

Howie: Yeah youre right, mr. tumniss probs grabbed his arm or some shit

by ChefCookit4me August 24, 2010