1. a terrible meschevious creature of notorious evil nature that attacs only on the new moon in
august july or february. The masterful
chief Tagliano advises you take all of the nessasary precautions on these nights of NargleFeast.
BE FOREWARNED:
1) set up a tent or form of shelter
2) Surround the covering with flamingos and if possible, one of the 4 sacred stones
3) Make sure there is a flamboyantly gay
man within the 100 yrd radious in case of a sudden attack where in need of some urgent death
cab for cutie rendering of
soul meets body to fend them off
4) Glow sticks are a sure fire way to keep the nargles in their place!!! keep them near your face when traveling out of your dwelling, this keeps you invisible to the nargles and therefore cannot harm you
5) Grilled cheese made in the proper manner such as wheat
bread and meuster cheese with REAL butter is a sure fire repellent.
(BE sure to make your gay
friend chad one too. HE may or may not ask you but even if he does he
will be to high to remember and
will be very grateful that you have made him one.)
6) Chives are the
single most important element of nargle feast and be sure to keep refreshing your stock hourly. 'keep a stem in your mouth at all times and the nargles must keep safe distance. WARNING: CHives are a deadly and dangerous drug when not used correctly.
7) Finally, sparklers (3 for each person of your tribe) are
lit ritually and flailed ina circular pattern around campsite for nargles
will be visible out of the eyes of the sparkler trance leader.
