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14.
"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.
E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"
by clancepants May 18, 2005
 
1.
1.Reference to testicles, or bravado.
2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation
1.Wolfman's got nards!
2.I lost the game. Nards!
by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002
 
2.
slang for testicle
Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!
by Jimmy October 22, 2003
 
3.
1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"
It hurts to get kicked in the nards.
by Disco_Bandit February 11, 2006
 
4.
beavis & butthead's word for nuts
hey beavis, my nards itch
by ender14450 March 04, 2006
 
5.
A word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation
Oh Nards, I totally forgot
by Lilly belle April 27, 2014
 
6.
A word used usually instead of "Oh Shit" as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.
Teacher: Ok class, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

Julie: Aww NARDS!
by ProdigyD November 05, 2012
 
7.
A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.
Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.
by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014