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10. nard
short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.
he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.
by Dani O'Neal Jan 13, 2005 add a video
1. nard
slang for testicle
Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!
by Jimmy Oct 22, 2003 add a video
2. nard
the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill
bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight
lax nard bro nark nerd
by brosel Aug 17, 2010 add a video
3. nard
a type of grass found in europe or asia or europe of little or no importance.
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the epitome of all things nerdy.
Derek and Tristen are nards.
by N2C Dec 10, 2003 add a video
4. NARD
No Apparent Reason Boner
My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"
5. Nard
Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.
Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard
6. Nard
Taboo term used to refer to the testicles
Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test
7. nard
a nickname for your pointer finger(the one next to your thumb).
Dude, quit tugging on my nard!
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