Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."
Jim: "What the hell is that?"
Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."
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