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1. An extreme fascination with oneself and one’s own physical appearance and/or sexual ability, to the point, wherein, one finds pleasure, in the contemplation there of. 2. One who gets off contemplating the thought of the sexual arousal or gratification that they produce in others.
Nikki loved her stripping job. The attention and adoration, from the customers was like a drug to her narcissism.
by Robbie Amorous June 24, 2005
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The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.
by Killing Kittens October 19, 2005
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Kanye West demonstrates narcissism by saying that if the bible was written today, he would be a character in it.
by madeinsanpablo October 17, 2013
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A psychological condition in which people are genetically predisposed to be snitch ass informants.

Often times, these NARCissistic people will rat people out, not based on what is right or wrong, but because of peer pressure.
Norene: Oh no, I've been ratted out for smoking pot!

Alex: Sorry, Norene, it had to be done, I suffer from NARCissism. My friends told me to do it...

Norene: Oh well, you've only ruined my summer! Thanks Alex.
by McTweezy July 11, 2010
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1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
5. Unless you are an Army Ranger. In which case it simply means you're awesome... Rangers Lead The Way
That a prime example of narcissism, that ranger is awesome!
by Dr. Regnar January 05, 2013
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