nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).

Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"

nappytime internets by Mick Halo November 2, 2008

naptime 

Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

Nappetite

The desire to engage in a nap.

Troy has the biggest nappetite I've ever seen.

Nappetite by Dan McGivern November 8, 2003

Nappetizer 

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

Nappetizer by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

Nappy Time 

When you need sleepy.

I'm Tired and I don't feel like doing shit. The windows open and it's raining. It's Nappy Time.

Nappy Time by SBD May 13, 2005

Nappitizer 

Nappitizer is the nap you take right before bedtime.

Dob took a nappitizer on the couch after the big game and then woke up to go to bed for the night.

Nappitizer by Jesykah November 18, 2013

Nappetizer 

Falling asleep before you actually go to bed, usually when watching tv, then getting up and going to bed for the main course, followed by the dessert of snoozing in the morning. Like most appetizers, it is unecessary yet rewarding for instant gratification.

I so was comfortable on the couch watching Highway to Heaven reruns when the urge for a nappetizer overwhelmed me, luckily the show gave me nightmares and I woke up in time to go to bed crying.

Nappetizer by giddycracker October 23, 2012