Nappy Poo

A nap taken before an impending defecation. Ultimately leading to shitting one's pants.

Friend 1: I'm going to take a Nappy Poo.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: I gotta take a big shit, I'm going to take a nap.

by tosjduenfs May 5, 2009

Nappy Poo

The act of having a nap while simutaneously taking a poop

Jim: "What is taking Phil so long? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"
Emily: "He must be having a Nappy Poo"

by JohnChrome June 9, 2015

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009